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How to Play

Game One - Quick Hands (NEW)
In this challenge you will play against four randomly selected opponents online. The objective of the game is to jack off quickly by following the flashing "pacer arrows" which dictate the speed and ryhthm all players must follow and at the same time you must try to last as long as possible before you cum! The winner is the player who lasts the longest. The loser is the one who spunks first. Playing this game often will help you to last longer.

Game Two - Slow Mo (TRADITIONAL)
Similar to game one, except the goal here is to wank very slowly again by following the "pacer arrows" and try to cum first. The winner is the player who cums first. The lower is the one who is last. This is most similar to the original Soggy Biscuit game you may be familiar with. This game is fun if you don't have much time or you just want some quick fun.

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Registration and logging on
So that we can save your score you must register (for free) and log on. You can then easily log on every time you return to this site in the future.

How to start a new game
From the main menu screen, click on Game 1 or Game 2. You will then be shown your randomly selected opponents who you will be playing against in the online game. You may customise your display photo for other players to see from that screen. Please read the rules of the game and check the box to accept your forfeit if you lose. Get your "soldier" ready for action, then click the button to continue to the main game screen. When ready, click "Start/Stop" to start the timer, and the moment you cum press "Save Score" to continue to the scoreboards! Busta Nut - our very own MC will keep you informed of game progress throughout. Have fun and enjoy!

Forfeits
If you lose - either because you spunk first in game one, or spunk last in game two - then you must perform a forfeit and you will lose all your points. Forfeits vary in difficulty levels according to how well you are doing in the game. If you win a lot of games then the forfeits get more difficult. If you lose often then you get easier forfeits. Why not see how high you can get your score by playing daily - even twice daily or more if you have the time and energy! You must perform your forfeit as it is a condition of playing the game. You can then rate the forfeit difficulty level which effects the game next time.

Scoreboard
If you get a high score your name will appear in lights on the Champagne Jet Set panel of the main menu page for all to see. You can earn up to a million points playing the traditional soggy biscuit game 2 and up to a million playing the new game 1 - depending on how well you perform.

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